zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

(via xxjeagerbombasticxx)

rustedknees:

the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts

(via breaking-the-systems)

  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy, via no-cat-ever)

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

(via no-cat-ever)